Excellent question. And best answered via a super sexy interperative dance about class war, consumerism, totchos, and the fleeting triumph of love.
But the short answer is: "We're not dicks."
Yeah, we know what we like... but more than anything want to get you on what YOU need.
And the long answer is: If you could milk passion out of the ether and mold it in to everything you wanted a shop to be, that would probably be us. Ok, I just made that up. The point is that we're passionate about what we do, and that bleeds into everything we touch. But not in a gross way.
Are we for everyone? Maybe not. But then... maybe you're not everyone.
|Rides:||Mostly junk miles. Mostly.|
|Drinks:||At least two heart-healthy bottles of wine a night|
|Likes:||Ed Abbey. Gravel. Bags on bikes. That one girl.|
|Dislikes:||Suffocating routine. Suburban ennui. Gravel. That one guy.|
|Title:||2015 Greenway Champion...of the world, Craig.|
|Rides:||A fine line. But mostly road and mtb.|
|Eats:||The stuff crammed in the back of the staff refrigerator.|
|Drinks:||Fire water and Topo Chico|
|Says:||"So, the shop that I worked at in California/Oregon/Washington..."|
|Likes:||Sleeveless t-shirts, custom steel, investment cast lugs, cats, tall trees, Abbey Tools, vast expanses, pew pew.|
|Dislikes:||Sleeveless cycling jerseys. Sweaty triathlon bikes. Dog shit on the tires. Haters.|
|Rides:||Circles around you, kids.|
|Eats:||Whatever it is, the whole shop smells like it now.|
|Drinks:||Them spritzer things.|
|Says:||"Y'all ain't right."|
|Likes:||Christmas lights. When Watts turns off his devil music.|
|Dislikes:||Watts' devil music. Gluing tubulars. Spiders living in bikes.|
|Rides:||(laughs and cracks a dirty joke)|
|Eats:||Primarily chips and crisps.|
|Drinks:||Like a goddamn fishy fish.|
|Likes:||Haggis. Bangers and mash. Neeps and tatties.|
|Dislikes:||Creepers. This mom jean trend. Suburbia.|
|Eats:||Chow. Whatever you just dropped. Panties.|
|Drinks:||Water...out of an UNFLUSHED TOILET!!!|
|Says:||Bad things. Very bad things.|
|Likes:||Licking your legs and feet with his nasty ass breath. Women's underwear.|
|Dislikes:||That little dog across the street. Men with beards. Men without beards. Men.|
|Drinks:||The Water of Life|
|Says:||"LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!!!!"|